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works/198262.
  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Underage
  Category:
      M/M
  Fandom:
      Homestuck
  Relationship:
      Dad/John
  Character:
      Dad_(Homestuck), John_Egbert
  Additional Tags:
      Anal_Sex, Alternate_Universe, Brainwashing, Child_Abuse, Consent_Issues,
      Dysfunctional_Family, Egbertcest, Homosexuality, Incest, ParentChild,
      Secret_Relationship, Sexual_Abuse, Shota, Stockholm_Syndrome, Underage
      Sex
  Stats:
      Published: 2011-05-11 Words: 651
****** Daddy Dearest ******
by SolluxStrider
Summary
     John is a good boy.
     And he loves his daddy.
     PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!
     This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly!
     I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but
     please, PLEASE, don't take this as a serious piece of fanfiction.
Notes
See the end of the work for notes
PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!
This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly!
I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but please,
PLEASE, don't take this as a serious piece of fanfiction.
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Daddy Dearest
~~~~~~~~~~~~
John is a good boy.
And he loves his daddy.
John loves making his daddy happy.
He always makes good grades in school so his daddy will smile and pat him on
the head.
He learned to bake even though he hates cakes so his daddy would praise him and
give him hugs.
He never uses bad words and is always polite so his daddy gives him kisses.
John loves how his daddy still lets him sit in his lap.
And he loves how his daddy's arms hold him close, all snug and warm.
John loves how his daddy undresses him for bathtime.
And he loves that he's allowed to undress his daddy.
John loves sitting in the bathtub with his daddy.
And that his daddy is careful to wash him everywhere.
He loves how his daddy wraps him in a big fluffy towel and picks him up.
And he loves how his daddy lays him very gently on his bed.
John loves when his daddy kneels over him and starts gently touching him,
carresing him.
And he loves the soft murmurs of encouragement he gets when he moans softly,
like a mewling kitten.
He loves when his daddy gently spreads his legs, hands so gentle like he's
afraid he'll break John.
And he loves when his daddy's slick fingers press inside of his little hole,
finding this little spot that makes him shudder and mewl and vision go white.
John loves how his daddy gently strokes his small cock as he pulls his fingers
out.
And he's careful to take deep breaths like his daddy says, keeping himself
relaxed.
John has no problem relaxing and even smiling softly as his daddy presses the
head of his cock to his stretched hole; he knows it hurts a little at first, it
always does.
But John trusts his daddy, and his daddy never hurts him on purpose.
And it does hurt, and John clenches his daddy's shoulders, trying not to cry.
And his daddy softly murmurs what a good boy he is and strokes him gently,
rubbing his sides and back where he can reach to comfort John.
His daddy waits, patiently still, until John has adjusted and is nodding to
move.
And his daddy thrusts into him, soft and slow.
Until John starts mewling and squirming, pressing the softest kisses to his
daddy's cheeks and neck, then his daddy thrusts a little faster, and just a
little harder.
And he hits that little spot again, and John arches up into his daddy's touch.
And his daddy keeps up his steady pace, stroking John in time, until John
clenches his hands again, moaning loudly as he 'cums' (as his daddy calls it).
His daddy shudders and kisses him lightly, as he cums inside of John, which
feels warm and wet but nice.
John falls limp on his bed, giving a small, weak mewl as his daddy pulls out of
him.
His daddy cleans him up with the towel from his bath, and kisses his forehead,
and tells John that he did good, and he loves him.
And John smiles up at his daddy, as sweetly as he can manage, and tells his
daddy that he loves him too, before yawning softly and kittenishly, rubbing at
his eyes.
His daddy tucks him snuggly into bed, brushing his hair back and kissing his
forehead again, whispering goodnight.
John whispers goodnight back, and his daddy leaves, turning off his light and
closing the door.
John snuggles down in his bed, soft little fingers curling gently in his sheets
as he drifts off to sleep with only one thought in his head;
He loves his daddy.
End Notes
     PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!!
     This is a joke fic, purposefully written badly!
     I'm happy if you enjoy it, I'm thrilled if it makes you laugh, but
     please, PLEASE, don't take this as a serious piece of fanfiction.
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